Ned (Seth Gamble) has quit his job as a porn director. After a long and difficult job search, he finally manages to land a sales position at a company that sells toner for printers. Ned arrives for his first day of work, and meets some of the various people he'll be working with, including the laid back receptionist Molly (Liz Jordan), the very stern Mitch (Charles Dera), the boisterous salesman Chad (Van Wylde), and the results-driven boss Ms. Steele (Lana Violet). Ned also accidentally encounters two masked people having sex in a closet (Jack Vegas and Ziggy Star), although he barely has time to process that before he has to hurry off to meet Clarissa (Annie King) in Human Resources. To help Ned learn about the company culture, Mitch and Clarissa give Ned various demonstrations about the difference between inappropriate behavior and professional behavior, but even the examples of professional behavior seem oddly sexual. Mitch then shoos Ned out of the room, and has hot sex with Clarissa!
